Take your life, plot it out in black and white...
yoz pplez. i'm currently in ka5rmen's house, hogging her com. it's her bdae u see, so HAPPY BDAE KARMEN! and they onli haf where in the world is carmen sandiego? junior detective. JUNIOR DETECTIVE SUX ASS. it's too simple. mebbe not easy, but simple. i've completed where in the world and where in time several times over each in PRIMARY SCHOOL. and blogger hs a new format. a new very strange format. maybe it's becos this com can't handle frames, which i doubt, because the other sites pple went to all have frames. i dunno. all i noe is that this layout sux ass. lolx. i'm so bored. todae had ar pract. most of the time i was untangling this damn fucking tangled piece of blue rope tt we found in the cupboard. by the time we had to leave, i'd untangled it all, and i was halfway thru winding it up, but noooooooo~. they HAD to chase me out, dammit. so then, daddy gave a whole lot of us a lift to kallang mrt and we went to macs, before changing and then going to dhoby gaut mrt to cross over to the northeast line to go serangoon mrt which was next to karmen's house. dessie ditched me and fattyming at dhoby gaut to go to plaza singapura, and at serangoon mrt, me and ming got lost. so we called karmen and it turned out that she was still at plaza sing with everyone fucking else. which sucked. we managed to find it in the end tho, which is good, i suppose, but when we got here, onli chao han was here. after tt, wei quan came and we started playing tai ti, and then we started playing that between the two of them, the loser gets whacked by me. and i HAD to forget tt ming had his glove w/ him. sad hor? i didn't haf mine cos i left it in daddy's car for him to take home. i too lazy to carry lah. so, now, a lot of pple are v. bored, like me, and therefore...i dunno. ah heckz. and i dun feel like going to any of the sites. i'm bored lah. hmm... mebbe i can check the janet evanovich site. mebbe there's something new. ah wellz. who the hell cares man. i'm bored as hell. ah wellz. taz.

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/28/2003 04:44:00 pm

I saw fireworks from the freeway...
tt's the ten layers thing i stole from fiona, a pre-gep friend from my first primary school who also came to dhs. i found her site by going to allison's, finding ernest's and then following a link from his site.

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/23/2003 06:58:00 pm

sou sa make a treasure sabitsuite...

ten layers
1809 hr::231103

LAYER ONE

-- Name: kelly
-- Birth date: 29121989
-- Birthplace: afghanistan...or was it iraq...or maybe it was purgatory...dunno...
-- Current location: in the very depths of hell
-- Eye colour: dark brown
-- Hair colour: dark brown
-- Height: about 5'5"
-- Righty or lefty: righty
-- Zodiac sign: capricorn. chinese is snake.

LAYER TWO

-- The shoes you wore today: none, but if i go out later it'll be boots. i luv my boots! so cool! but if i get another pair, this pair won't be cool anymore. lolx.
-- Your weakness: dunno. lots. irresponsible, like to curse, to slack, dunno.
-- Your fears: ghosts, horror movies, etc.
-- Your perfect pizza: i eat almost nay pizza without chilli
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: to be very very very rich

LAYER THREE

-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: lolx. realli. it's 'lolx'. and i almost always start with 'yoz'
-- Your thoughts when you first wake up: i wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...*snores*
-- Your best physical feature: i suppose my arms and shoulders. lolx. hehez. my hair too. i take very good care of my hair. lolxlolx.
-- Your bedtime: no bedtime except when my mom or dad starts yelling at me to sleep
-- Your most missed memory: if i miss something, it means it's no longer there. if a memory is no longer there, it means i've forgotten it. if i've forgotten it, well, it means that i don't fucking remember does it!? how's THAt for an answer?

LAYER FOUR

-- In love?: not yet. but i am one of those romantics who believe that there IS someone out there for me, whether i find him or not. and for all u sickos, yes, i'm pretty sure i'm complete heterosexual.

LAYER FIVE

-- Smoke: no
-- Cuss: ...u haven't heard me yet, have you?
-- Sing: i like to, but not in public. only amongst friends, some family, and myself.
-- Take a shower everyday: erm...almost.
-- Have a crush: had. most of them were fictional characters, singers or actors. lolx.
-- Do you think you've been in love: nopez
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like(d) high school: i don't like school as it is, but maybe if it were more like ur stereotypical high school, the kind u find in the states, then maybe. i think it'll be fun
-- Believe in yourself: itsumo...ermz...sorriez. always.
-- Get motion sickness: nopez. onli once.
-- Think you're attractive: enough to get by in the world. i'm not horribly deformed or anything.
-- Think you're a health freak: have you seen me eat?
-- Get along with your parents: well enough
-- Like thunderstorms: i dun realli mind them, but i hate the fact that after that everything is hot sticky sweaty and humid
-- Play an instrument: used to play piano

LAYER SIX

In the last month...

-- Drank alcohol: sake
-- Smoked: NO! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?
-- Done a drug: NO.
-- Had sex: duh no. what are you, mad?
-- Made out: ditto.
-- Gone on a date: no guys till 18. that answer the qn?
-- Gone to a mall: yupz.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no. the last time i ate oreos, i onli ate about twenty one.
-- Eaten sushi: duhz. luv it.
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: i haven't even been in a relationship dammit. how the fuck do u expect me to be dumped if i've always been single?
-- Gone skating: yupz! not roller skating tho. not the 2x2 wheel thing. onli blading and ice-skating

LAYER SEVEN

Ever...

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no. juz watched claire, allison, poksam and nehneh play strip daidi.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: nopez
-- Been caught 'doing something': even if i wanted to 'do something', i wouldn't get caught
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Got beaten up: nope. i like beating pple up tho
-- Shoplifted: nopez.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no. if u dun like who i am, TO FUCKING HELL WITH U. KISS MY ASS! i like to accepted for what i am.

LAYER EIGHT

-- Age you hope to get married: by thirty five. because after that it's hopeless.
-- Numbers and names of children: 2 at the most. damon? azure? morgan? morgana? gwen? summer? i realli dunno.
-- Describe your dream wedding: not too big, not too small, and in a realli nice hotel.
-- How do you want to die: i dun wanna die, but if i have to, i wanna die peacefully and quickly in my sleep.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: anything with a good paycheck.

LAYER NINE

In the opposite sex

-- Best eye colour: a nice shade of brown
-- Best hair colour: anything, as long as it doesn't look too unnatural.
-- Short or long hair: short.
-- Height: anything above 6'
-- Weight: anything as long as he's not too fat or too skinny. muscle weighs a lot u noe.
-- Best first date location: anyplace. i think it's the guy who makes the difference. of course, nothing too horrible.
-- Best first kiss location: ditto.

LAYER TEN

-- # of drugs taken illegaly: 0
-- # of people you could trust with my life: depends
-- # of CDs that you own: dunnoz
-- # of tattoos: 0
-- # of scars on my body: 1-right forearm, 1-left thigh, 1-behind left knee, 1-crook of my left elbow
-- # of birthmarks: dunnoz
-- # of things in the past that you regret: dunnoz

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/23/2003 06:55:00 pm

I just found out there's no such thing as a real world...
yoz. nothing much going on. i went to kl on wed and thur, but all we did was shop and sleep and eat. lolx. anyhooz, bar songs are good. and i bought 'to the nines', so i struck that off the x'mas/bdae list. and btw, i won't mind cash or book vouchers either. lolx. i'm so bad. and 'to the nines' is soooooooo~ farnie! it's the first one where steph's car doesn't get blown up! go read the excerpt right...HERE! hehez. i put it up b4, but i think it might be easier than whoever wants to read it having to scroll right down. and can u guys give me something to talk about? i mean topics like books, writing, current affairs, x'mas, vice, ANYTHING. ah wellz. happy hols u peepz!

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/23/2003 04:49:00 pm

I won't be ignored...
yoz pplez. nuthing very worthwhile to say. just something very very very very very very very very very very very very very worthwhile to say. i put my x'mas/b-dae book wishlist to the right. yup. all i want for x'mas and my b-dae this yr are books. i accept all other stuff, but i want books more. particularly 'to the nines'. and regarding some of those books, so i'm a sucker for those modern/humour/romance pieces of shit. so what? you wanna fight is it? anyhooz, i dun care if everyone shares money to buy for me, but i don't want everyone getting 'the three musketeers' for me, k? good. cos then, i'll throw a fit loud enough to wake the dead soldiers in iraq. lolx. anyhooz, nonetheless, berns still owes me an extra nice b-dae prezzie. lolx. MUST READ AH!!

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/17/2003 11:51:00 pm

kokoro no naka no koe o kitteru...
i noe i haven't updated in a long time. tt's cos everyday is routine. either work or training. so sianz. anyhooz, i juz got back from the singapore buskers festival. so fun! me and me daddy mainky hung around kromatic, which is this face-painting woman from canada, but this yr she brought a hair stylist. so fun! and then, i was the first to do my face, and she had to do two tiger beer girls so i couldn't do my hair, so she said come back later to do. by the time i came back, there was this huge crowd but i managed to do my hair, juz after these two indian guys. somehow, everyone wanted pictures of/with me and these two guys, who are from india and came to work for ibm, and my eye was twitching towards the end from smiling so much. then i received two pics instead of one. so funz. i like sbf. lolxlolx. i'm gonna bring tmr to show u peepz. and the next chance i get, i'm gonna scan and put it on this site! lolx. yayzyayz. dun forget to taggy!

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/16/2003 12:03:00 am

But the beat goes on...
yoyoy...aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwn. sweepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeriii sweepeeeeeeeeeee. but, for the sake of my blog not overly stagnating, i shall give u a short update on wwe smackdown no mercy xx. kurt angle beat john cena, zack gowen beat matt hardy, brock lesnar beat the undertaker, vince macmahon beat steph macmahon, the big show beat eddie guerrero, and i cant rmbr anything alse so i say gdnite.

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/09/2003 02:21:00 am

A war's going on but the reason's undercover...
soz, wazzup pplez? yeah i noe my blog's been stagnating. lolx. my cd writer went boom and pop goes my dad's yuri's revenge cd. now i've got a new jigsaw puzzle. except some pieces are realli tiny. lolxlolx. but my dad doesn't realli mind cos not onli does he haf another cd, it was pirated, so, well, u noe. it onli cost five quid. or six. i can't remember. oh wait...no...it cost six and two thirds quid. yep. thazzit. and why the hell am i typing funny all of a sudden? must be a drastic change, i mean, i was writing all chim last time i talked to yarz, ritez? lolx. so, nothing much up, except that eddie guerrero is damn farnie. first he spiked the big show's buerritoes, ten of 'em, mind, with heavy duty laxative and tbs has to leave and therefore forfeit a match later to go to the toilet, onli to find that halfway crapping, good ol' eddie has removed the toilet paper. lolx. and then, the next week, he sprays tbs with sewage. lolxlolx. u noe wad? tbs also stands for total bullshit. lolx. nah. i'm being nasty, aren't i? altho there's onli once that i saw him be anywhere remotely decent. lolx. wuteva. and kurt angle challenged john cena to a rapping battle. now, john cena is one of those not-so-skinny skinny white boyz who like to rap. so, he finished his rap, and it's good and all that, juz lacking the speed, and kurt sez tt he can't compete so he'll tell a 'little story'. and here go the firsat two lines: "there's once was a boy who talked a lot of smack. he's actually whiter than me, but he thinks that he's black." nice man. lolx. so, now they've got a match at no mercy. and the father-daughter i quit thing bet. steph and vince macmahon has been changed to a tag team. now, it's steph and linda, her mom, vs. vince and that goddamned bitchy fucking whorey hooker, sable. so, as u can see, i dun like it one bit. and neither do i like the fact, which me bro has kindly informed me of, that steph lost. ah wellz. sad hor? so, and then, WWE IS COMING TO SINGAPORE!! 5 DEC!!! INDOOR STADIUM!!!! BURGER KING IS GIVING AWAY FIVE! PAIRS! OF RINGSIDE TICKETS!!!!!!! in a goddamned lucky draw, of course. but WHO CARES!!! WWE ROX!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!!! i'll juz stop ranting now, kz? taz.

rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 11/04/2003 12:23:00 am