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Monday, December 15, 2003
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sore ga shinjitsu nara...
two days ago i was celebrating my bdae w/ berns. oh yeah. u expect me to still be high on the leftover happiness, rite? wrong. no. 1, she didn't tell me which saturday it was, so i thought it was this saturday, and then my best friend couldn't make it. no. 2, there turned out to be like 6 pple i knew out of how many? it wasn't so bad tho, but no. 3, no prezzies. and that was like, most of the reason i was there. lolx. but damn sad lah.
rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 12/15/2003 05:21:00 pm
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wo wang qian fei...
yoz peepz! i've FINALLY got an idea about wad to write. and guess wad, it came to me at roughly four in the morning. lolxlolx. yeah. anyhooz, u noe those irritating pple who are practically everywhere trying to convert u to christianity? yeah, i juz noticed that i haven't been approached by a single one this yr, but last yr about three came to me in a week, and that week, i was at home four days. lolx. i mean, pple noe that there's the religion called 'christianity', rite? u dun haf to stand there to inform them of it. and pple should be allowed freedom of mind to choose wad they want without outside influences. like me. i'm a freethinker. i juz can't stand any restrictions of any sort. i can't stand being a christian/catholic/baptist/etc. and feeling guilty sleeping in on sundays, i can't stand being a muslim not being able to eat pork, i mean, who can live without roaast pork and lard. dammit, i love my lard. and hinduism, i love my quarterpounder! u can't take it away from me! and all i even understand about taoism and buddhism is that it involves a lot of temples. i. can. NOT. stand. temples. i juz dun get why pple are trying to change ur mind. and then once, this girl asked me how i thought humans came about. i said i dunno. she asked if i belived that god created us, i said i dunno. then she assumed that i believed in the darwin theory or something or other, and i juz kept quiet. then she went on to rant abt darwin, on his deathbed, saying he believed the god-created-us theory. um, reality check? i cant be fucking bothered about how we were created. i live for the present and the future. the only times i look into the past are when i'm trying to rmbr wad homework i forgot this time and during the history EOYs. well, amogst other things, but u get wad i mean. and dun get me wrong. it's not like i dun believe there nothing up there. wad i think is that whatever's up there, he, she, it, shit onli controls things like the weather, earthquakes, which kid gets down sydrome (sp??) which kid doesn't. the rest is our call. if a kid is born, it's cos the parents decided to do it. and on the 7th, a sunday, i was hafing a bbq at pit 1 at east coast, and apparently, someone twenty odd pits away got struck by lightning. my mom says we were blessed. sure. whatever. if that's wad u think. wad i think is that whoever it is up there said, 'let's strike that point right there on the beach at that moment on time.' and that sodding unfortunate arse decided to stand there. see wad i mean? wad we start off as is decided by he/she/it who is up there, but wad we become is decided by us.
rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 12/15/2003 04:27:00 pm
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Friday, December 05, 2003
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Don't turn your back on me...
yoyoz peepz. i've updated my bdae wishlist. i've struck off to the nines, thirty-nothing and the guy next door cos i bought the first two and i decided after a visit to mph yesterday that i didn't like the last one after all. and i added off limits, all the rage, simply divine and unexpected. so go look!
rants and raves by the crimson demon @ 12/05/2003 10:45:00 pm
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| ~*Where Am I?*~ |
| this is my blog. fullstop. be prepared for a spectrum of ranting and insanity. this site is gonna be pure me from now on. no lee aya. good luck making sense of this shit site.
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| ~*me and some extra shit*~ |
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Name_kelly chan
Nickname_Kel, Kel-chan, who-knows-wad-goddamn-else
Age_calculate ur self
D.o.b._29 12 1989
Location_singapore
Occupation_student
Wanna be_bounty hunter, and if that doesn't work out, something with adf or a debt collector. or mebbe some other semilegal mostly moral job. lolx. dun ask. (i dun mind being a fighter pilot either, btw, but most of the camaraderie from the old days are gone so...)
Status_single and NOT looking
Hobbies_drawing, singing in the bathroom, anything to do with a com and is interesting, thinking, reading, doing math (esp. algebra, congruency, similarity), shooting, writing, graphics, torturing pple, kicking wad ass i can
I want_all the books in the world, an mp3 player, a GBA, a million bucks at very least
I need_MY COM, MY BOOKS, THE NATIONAL LIBRARY BOARD, MY ANIME, MY MANGA, MORE MONEY
I am_typing out this shit thing while finishing up the last of this shit cereal so we can FINALLY buy something decent
Song_strangers like me, go the distance, the mummer's dance, wherever you will go, swing swing, open up your mind, zhi shao wo zou de bi ni zao, and countless others
KET count_51
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| ~*BOOK WISHLIST!!! MUST READ!!!*~ |
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Sevenwaters Trilogy_Daughter of the Forest ($16.48)
Sevenwaters Trilogy_Son of the Shadows ($16.64)
Sevenwaters Trilogy_Child of the Prophecy ($16.64)
dunno..._Wolfskin (dunno)
dunno..._Foxmask (dunno)
-N/A-_The Da Vinci Code ($16.80)
-N/A-_Can You Keep A Secret? ($16.80)
Stephanie Plum Series_Ten Big Ones ($27.04)>
The D'Artagnan Romances_the whole damned thing... (well, how should i know?)
The Dreamers (??)_The Treasured Ones (dunno...waiting for paperback...should be $16.80 by then...)
The D'Artagnan Romances_The Three Musketeers ($4.68)
Stephanie Plum Series_To The Nines ($27.04)
-N/A-_The Guy Next Door ($18.67)
-N/A-_Thirty-Nothing ($20.28)
-N/A-_Unexpected ($24.96)
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| ~*archive*~ |
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| ~*a bunch of shit links*~ |
my other site_A COLLECTION OF THE STORIES REVOLVING AROUND LEE AYA, THE CRIMSON DEMON. MUST GO AND READ AND REVIEW BY TAGGING!
dunman high air rifle club webbie_YAYZYAYZYAYZ! GO SEE GO SEE~!!
drink nation_cocktail recipes and bargames
slackers comic_the comic for slackers
steph plum fanfics_this is the best and biggest collection of steph plum fanfics i have ever found. i don't really care if you pple use it. it is mainly here for my own purposes.
janet evanovich's site_this is the home of the stephanie plum series. go look at it if u like. whatever/ i dun care. this link is mainly here for my own use, anyhooz.
LOTR Secret Diaries_damned farnie. go read. shoo.
Anime Turnpike_a site full of anime related links
FanFiction.net_a site where fanfic writers gather and publish their stories
FictionPress.net_this is full of stories written by amateurs
Shooter's Catalogue_full of handgun links. dun bother d/ling the catalogue. it's screwed up
AnimeLyrics_full of anime, game and jpop lyrics
Happy Tree Friends_two words: HORRIBLY CUTE
my fictionpress site_R+R!
my fanfiction site_R+R!
Olivia_my cuz ollie's site. damned cute. twice as insane as the as yet little contents of this blog
furry/fluffy/whatever faye kueh_hmmz...nothing much to say abt it...except tt she's linked to almost everyone...
allison_lurve the sakura petals! damn laggy tho...
lumnie_cool blog lumnz where'd u get the font for the kitty title thing?
claire_nice pretty but damn laggy
bunny/mole rat/sad jie via berns_takes v. long to load but damn cool
karmen_pretty, and damn nice. love the bokkie poll! but put some other stuff in, will you? i've come to rely on u for one liners...
gwacie_haven't been there for some time...
xiaotong_i can't get there, are you sure this is the right site?
chris_damn cool. like the colours chris. nice to know at least someone is puzzled by how i can write so much. lolx. the pic takes damn long to load tho
karmun_hmmz...a lot of pple like livejournal...
janice_ditto
si hui_ditto
dorea_ditto
qingie_pwetty! so yong qing! see? this is wad i mean. a site shouldn't be just about appearances, it's got to suit you
mwina_nice strawberry
claudia/garlic girl_damn nice. nice graphics
liling_yayz! another blogspot user!
shirlene_douoble yayz! yet ANOTHER blogspot user! it's simpler to use than pitas or something, I think. why is it so unpopular?
cheryl (she changed it, dammit. i shall kill her)_mebbe I shan't kill her. it turns out she changed it to a more private sitey
chian yeh_there. i've changed the thing. geez. happy now?
samuel_it's pretty cool. last i checked there was the pic of johnny depp. dunno if it's still there.
chibi onee-chan aka berns (this is the one claudia and claire helped her w/. pretty cool. sniff sniffz. i'm so hurt. i had to do mine all by myself)_i'm STILL sulking. lolx. or not. i dunno. but i DO noe tt it's damned laggy.
ernest, i.e. the one i'm patiently wating to kill_yes, it's the bastard's blog. from his url alone u can see how damn fucking big his damned ego is. bloody bastard...
fiona_this is a fren of mine from my first primary school who also came to dhs too. she's the one i stole the ten layers thing from
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| ~*pairings, well-known or otherwise...*~ |
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_stephanie and lula (stephanie plum series)
_stephanie and ranger (stephanie plum series)
_stephanie and morelli (stephanie plum series)
_lula and grandma mazur (stephanie plum series)
_gojyo and goku (saiyuki)
_gojyo and sanzo (saiyuki)
_gojyo and hakkai (saiyuki)
_goku and hakkai (saiyuki)
_sanzo and goku (saiyuki)
_gail kim and molly holly (wwe)
_trish stratus and lita (wwe)
_edge and christian (wwe)
_billie and nick (full series)
_shane o mac and stone cold (wwe)
_betty and veronica (archie comics)
_archie and jughead (archie comics)
_rey mysterio and billy kidman (wwe)
_stephanie and diesel (stephanie plum series)
_ranger and morelli (stephanie plum series)
_keitaro and naru (love hina)
_coming soon...
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| ~*fave wwe personalities*~ |
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stephanie macmahon
zack gowen
shane o mac
stone cold steve austin
eddie guererro
gail kim
rey mysterio
the big show
brock lesnar
kurt angle
chris benoit
lita
jim ross
jerry "the king" lawler
the undertaker
the rock
coming soon...
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| ~*the cars in steph plum's life, deceased or immortal*~ |
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immortal
powder blue '53 buick a.k.a. big blue a.k.a. the pimpmobile_it's said to have been blessed by the pope
one for the money
mazda miata_repoed by lenny gruber
chevy nova a.k.a. the pussymobile_left for dead, which is ok since it had already been vandalized and had no muffler, tailpipe or radio
morelli's jeep cherokee_according to the morning paper, "unexplained explosion"
two for the dough
jeep wrangler_stolen in front of the house of eternal slumber
three to get deadly
baby nissan pickup a.k.a. the fartmobile_bad carburetor since day one. finally met its maker in the form a of a rocket launcher. blown to pieces. r.i.p. baby pickup
four to score
honda crx_soaked in gasoline and ignited by mrs nowicki's ciggie butt
lula's firebird_blown up with the crx. that's wad u get for parking next to steph
high five
porsche boxter_sideswiped by a garbage truck then later burst into flames
garbage truck_parked next to boxter. blew up and then fell on what remained of the boxter
bmw_stolen, but thief was kind enough to leave plates and registration no.
hot six
honda civic_fire was started by use of wacky tobacky by mooner and reefer
rollswagen a.k.a. the wind machine_a few dents, but mostly too embarrassing for even stephanie to drive
mitchell and habib's lincoln_not really stephanie's fault. car was trashed by morris munson driving like a maniac in his crown victoria
mitchell's minivan_they had to stop using it due to schedules conflicting with carpools
mitchell and habib's carpet car_caught fire from a flaming bag of dog doody
seven up
honda crv_crumpled up like an accordion by dechooch in a cadillac
hard eight
honda crv_firebombed by a rabbit
honda crv_same rabbit doused the crv in starter fluid and lit a match to it
ranger's truck_went up in flames from a package tossed into the bed (??). probably the same rotten rabbit
to the nines
sunshine yellow ford escape_urk...sunshine yellow...*ahem* anyhooz, nothing's happened to it yet, but at the end of the book, grandma bella predicts that it'll blow up. everyone noes that. i mean, how long do steph's cars last?
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| ~*fave at-least-remotely famous personas*~ |
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all aforementioned wwe personas (wwe)
sha gojyo (saiyuki)
son goku (saiyuki)
genjo sanzo (saiyuki)
cho hakkai (saiyuki)
lilin (saiyuki)
ashton kutcher (actor)
ranger (steph plum series)
morelli (steph plum series)
kazuya minekura (mangaka)
seann william scott (actor)
the cast from lotr: fotr, ttt & rotk (actors)
coming soon...
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good gracious me. you've actually got right down here. either you're as crazy as me or you cheated. more likely the latter.
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